Eating healthy

Ashwin Goyal

Jun 10, 2024

"I'm gluten-free, sugar-free, vegan, and only eat farm-fresh, locally-sourced raw fruits and vegetables," he said.

"So, what can you eat?"

"Uh, cabbage."

"Cabbage and...?"

"Water."

Padding numbers

"0.1%? Are you sure the decimal is in the correct position?" "Yes, triple-checked. Absolutely sure." "Well, that's not going to cut it. Make it look... more impressive." "Got it. How about '...including a 2.5-degree rise in city temperature,

Sugarcoating

Before: You never pull your weight and always avoid responsibility. Everyone knows you're lazy but avoids saying it. After: You take a step back to give your team the time to own and shine. Your relaxed attitude and flexible schedule bring calm to the team.