"Bro, I don't eat meat anymore. It's not natural," one said with a nod.

"That’s nothing, bro. I don’t even cook my food. Eating raw is how nature intended," the other countered, puffing out his chest.

"Bro, that? I go long hours without eating. Fasting, bro, it's the real deal."

"Bro, please. I’ve taken to running barefoot. Connects me to the earth."

"Come on, bro. I hunt at night, like our ancestors, using only the moonlight."

"That’s mid, bro. I’ve started photosynthesizing. I just stand in the sun.”