Waking up on the wrong side

"We've lost sight of our goals and our unity," the boss announced after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

Eye rolls and sighs filled the room.

"Oh, here we go again," someone muttered under their breath.

"Another load of BS incoming," a colleague whispered.

Employees started packing their bags, frantically searching for their belongings.

"I'm outta here!" one exclaimed, rushing towards the door.

"Every man for himself!" another shouted, pushing past coworkers.