Making excuses

Okay, both grandmas have been ‘dead’ for ages, can’t dig them up for excuses anymore.

Dentist, dentist is solid. But, didn’t I already have a ‘root canal’ two months back? How many dental emergencies can one guy have before they start getting suspicious?

Maybe a car breakdown? But I can’t even drive. What’s left? A distant relative? But who… Aha! An uncle I’ve never mentioned before, perfect. Wait, do uncles have emergencies?

I know, ‘Sorry, can’t make it today, my uncle just discovered he’s the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and we’re off to consult with a pyramid scheme expert.’