Cleaning up

Ashwin Goyal

Jun 3, 2024

"Hey, how about the sink full of dishes? We’re not in college anymore."

"Why don’t you wash them if it bothers you so much?"

"Why should I clean up after everyone else?"

"Because you're the only one who knows where the dishwasher soap is."

"It's right next to the sink."

"See? You're perfect for the job."

Ordering for a group

Someone yelled, “Let’s just get pizza.” “Okay, pizza it is,” they agreed. “No onions on mine,” one person said. “No onions? That’s the best part!” someone protested. “If there’s no onions, I’m not having pizza,” another declared.

Voting rationally

"Did you vote yet?" "Yeah, I need to win that 500 bucks if my candidate wins." "Seriously? I just want the markets to calm down. My investments are tanking." "Man, all I care about is getting that extra day off."